Boobs for Equal Rights - viewer discretion advised!

There is an annual protest happening right about this time of year. It is by women who believe that their rights are violated because men can go topless in public and women cannot. They are calling for, even demanding, what they call "top freedom." (insert eye-rolling emotion here).

Puuuuhhh-leeezze.

While most people probably envision this when they think of this group's protest show and tell:

Sorry, but here's what you'll really get:

hey...is this cheating?

Now, I'm certain each of the above pictured women are beautiful in their own unique ways...but I don't particularly care to see something like this (these?) in public everywhere I go on a regular basis.  I have my own, thank you, and a mirror.
Breasts are functional, yes.  But the truth of them is (are?) that after babies, breast feeding, a few decades of aging and ill-fitting bras, they're just not what they were when they started out, unless you invest in major reconstruction.  So, I'm gonna be a predictable conservative here and request...no, demand! That we keep the tatas under wraps.  "Top Freedom?"  Really? Speaking of slippery slopes...